Scarry

A couple weeks ago, when I was sick, my daughter read to me from one of her old books, I am a Bunny. Worked ten times better than chicken noodle soup.

Polypores

The narwhal is an odontocete or toothed whale, but unlike all other toothed whales it has no teeth in its mouth. Instead, the male develops a long straight tooth (or tusk) that protrudes 2-3 m out of the upper left jaw. The tooth grows in a counterclockwise spiral.

To the fall

To the fall, to the fall, to the fall we blow
Goodbye kisses, bid winter hello
Feel the pine needles give way below
Winter, sweet winter hello
Steal my sun, I’ll be your only one
To the fall, to the fall, to the fall we blow

Slimed

Rare spotting of ectoplasmic residue in the woods of Ontario, likely the byproduct of a free floating vaporous apparition. More commonly known as “witches butter”